{"id":59889,"date":"2014-11-11T08:37:07","date_gmt":"2014-11-11T15:37:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dev-clm-blog.pantheonsite.io\/?p=59889"},"modified":"2014-11-11T08:37:07","modified_gmt":"2014-11-11T15:37:07","slug":"a-quick-western-jaunt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.clminternship.org\/?p=59889","title":{"rendered":"A quick western jaunt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I dismounted from my trusty steed, Bronzie, and crunched down onto the hardened gumbo. So this is what they mean by the word desolate. A northerly wind whipped at my dry lips as I scanned the horizon for signs of life. Luckily, I wasn\u2019t the only sign of life this time. My partner had taken it upon himself to accompany me on my journey; a recon mission to get a lay of the land and to see if the treasure is abundant enough to make it worthwhile.<\/p>\n<p>I hadn\u2019t been to these parts before and a strange, low humming sound caught me off guard. Futilely craning my neck to try to see past the lonely buttes, I was surprised to see a low flying aircraft coming towards me. Instinctively, I ducked and buried myself in the sagebrush, a remnant of my days as a thieving vagabond. I waited as the aircraft flew by and then doubled back over me. Was I being paranoid or am I actually being accosted for trespassing on some kind of sacred ground? Thankfully, my partner was there to reassure me that we were on safe land where we were supposed to be. I reluctantly stood up and began to focus on why we were here in the first place, although I felt a twinge of unease as the plane circled overhead a third time.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSo, it looks like we got a good bunch here,\u201d my partner said, a waiver of excitement in his voice. \u201cYou don\u2019t say,\u201d I agreed as I guided my hands through the dry branches feeling hundreds of our treasure falling into my palms and onto the ground. On closer inspection I could see we had some good ones, really good ones.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cLooks like we hit the jackpot,\u201d I said hoisting the strap of my brand new Seed Sucker 2000 over my shoulder. My partner had come up with the idea to use this new tool and so we\u2019re in on this adventure together sharing in the rewards and glory.<\/p>\n<p>We went straight to work and within an hour or so had decided that the new tool was the best idea since toaster ovens. Pretty soon, long after I had forgotten about the aircraft, we had a new set of spectators. A group of ladies had come to the edge of the road to get a closer look at the two orange freaks. Feeling quite proud of myself at the moment, I tipped my hat and blew them a kiss. If only I didn\u2019t already have a family back at home\u2026 Who knew Montana was brimming in such riches. I remounted Bronzie and took a last look at the landscape before heading in for the night. I\u2019m not sure why I had originally called this place desolate, she just hides her secrets well. As I began the long journey home, a low humming sound began to stir somewhere off in the horizon.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/dev-clm-blog.pantheonsite.io\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/ARTRW_MT060-53_A.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-59892\" alt=\"ARTRW_MT060-53_A\" src=\"https:\/\/dev-clm-blog.pantheonsite.io\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/ARTRW_MT060-53_A-300x225.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.clminternship.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/ARTRW_MT060-53_A-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blog.clminternship.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/ARTRW_MT060-53_A-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/blog.clminternship.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/ARTRW_MT060-53_A-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/blog.clminternship.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/ARTRW_MT060-53_A-400x300.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/dev-clm-blog.pantheonsite.io\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/DSCN2157.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-59893\" alt=\"DSCN2157\" src=\"https:\/\/dev-clm-blog.pantheonsite.io\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/DSCN2157-300x225.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.clminternship.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/DSCN2157-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blog.clminternship.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/DSCN2157-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/blog.clminternship.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/DSCN2157-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/blog.clminternship.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/DSCN2157-400x300.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I dismounted from my trusty steed, Bronzie, and crunched down onto the hardened gumbo. 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