{"id":65081,"date":"2015-08-07T08:35:36","date_gmt":"2015-08-07T15:35:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dev-clm-blog.pantheonsite.io\/?p=65081"},"modified":"2015-08-07T08:35:36","modified_gmt":"2015-08-07T15:35:36","slug":"dont-feed-cheetos-to-babies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.clminternship.org\/?p=65081","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t feed Cheetos to Babies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 The following conversation has\u00a0little\u00a0to do with the CLM internship, I just think it is quite funny.<\/p>\n<p>I was visiting a friend out in\u00a0Miles City\u00a0when I ran to the grocery store to grab supplies for our barbecue. As I was passing a bag of Cheetos to the cashier, the woman in line behind me squawks, \u201cDon\u2019t feed Cheetos to babies!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cExcuse me?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYeah, something about the cheese they use upsets their stomachs. I used to get stomach aches, but after I cut Cheetos out of my diet: nothing.\u201d She drew a line with her hand to illustrate her lack of digestive distress. I stood there, unsure of the correct response to a woman whose cart was full of Oreo\u2019s and potato chips. She kept talking.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m just waiting for the American people to wake up and sue the FDA for the chemicals they are allowing in our food. Or, really what we should all do is stop paying our federal taxes.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She was talking to three BLM employees, paid by the federal government.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhen the government shuts down, then we\u2019ll see what happens,\u201d she was nodding sagely at me, taking my shocked silence as agreement. My friends had already turned their back on her. \u201cWhen China tries to invade, we\u2019ll meet them at the border. If you know what I mean.\u201d She cocked an imaginary shotgun.<\/p>\n<p>Oh boy.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_65082\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/dev-clm-blog.pantheonsite.io\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/IMG_1458.jpg\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-65082\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-65082\" src=\"https:\/\/dev-clm-blog.pantheonsite.io\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/IMG_1458-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"Stormy afternoon in Sage Creek. Beware of mud.\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.clminternship.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/IMG_1458-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blog.clminternship.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/IMG_1458-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/blog.clminternship.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/IMG_1458-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/blog.clminternship.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/IMG_1458-400x300.jpg 400w, https:\/\/blog.clminternship.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/IMG_1458.jpg 1152w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-65082\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Stormy afternoon in Sage Creek. Beware of mud.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Eastern Montana aside, things in Dillon have become more familiar now. I know what I\u2019m going to do any given day, the squeaking sink in the office no longer makes me think the fire alarm is going off, and parking the long box truck in the overcrowded lot does not gives me anxiety anymore. In a typical week I spend about half my time collecting seeds or scouting populations by myself and the other half conducting various riparian surveys and upland studies with the range techs. When my family and friends ask what I actually do, I tell them I mostly hike around and look at plants. It is a nice balance, and although I\u2019m still learning constantly, the deer-in-the-headlights-am-I-doing-this-right feelings have mostly subsided.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_65083\" style=\"width: 234px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/dev-clm-blog.pantheonsite.io\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/IMG_1601.jpg\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-65083\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-65083\" src=\"https:\/\/dev-clm-blog.pantheonsite.io\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/IMG_1601-224x300.jpg\" alt=\"Knapweed hunting\" width=\"224\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.clminternship.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/IMG_1601-224x300.jpg 224w, https:\/\/blog.clminternship.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/IMG_1601-768x1028.jpg 768w, https:\/\/blog.clminternship.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/IMG_1601-765x1024.jpg 765w, https:\/\/blog.clminternship.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/IMG_1601.jpg 1530w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 224px) 100vw, 224px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-65083\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Knapweed hunting<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Occasionally, I mix up the routine and go out with the wildlife techs. I\u2019ve gone out on ferruginous hawk surveys several times, but have yet to see a ferruginous hawk. Another day I participated in the office spray day in the Bear Trap. Armed with our spray packs (Ghostbusters?), about 30 of us set out to exterminate that pesky knapweed. Unfortunately, I encountered my first rattlesnake (right by my foot!), forgot to stay calm, and ran away yelling profanities in front of the renewable resources manager. Pat understood, although she still teases me about it.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/dev-clm-blog.pantheonsite.io\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/IMG_1504.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-65085\" src=\"https:\/\/dev-clm-blog.pantheonsite.io\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/IMG_1504-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_1504\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.clminternship.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/IMG_1504-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blog.clminternship.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/IMG_1504.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Living in Montana has been awesome. Initially it took some adjustments: many restaurants\u00a0close at 8 pm, driving an hour is \u201cclose,\u201d and there is no recycling (the Portlander in me dies a little bit every time I throw away a piece of paper in the office, although I\u2019ve set up my own efforts at home). Besides this, the mountains are incredible and the people are friendly. I hiked the Sphinx outside of Ennis and could see 14 mountain ranges from the 10,800 ft peak. I had a dress altered and the seamstress invited me in for gumbo and we talked for hours about skiing. People say the pace is different than city life, but I\u2019ve found that really it\u2019s a whole new walk.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_65087\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/dev-clm-blog.pantheonsite.io\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/view.jpg\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-65087\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-65087\" src=\"https:\/\/dev-clm-blog.pantheonsite.io\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/view-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"View of the Madison range from the top of the Sphinx\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.clminternship.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/view-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blog.clminternship.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/view-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/blog.clminternship.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/view-400x300.jpg 400w, https:\/\/blog.clminternship.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/view.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-65087\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">View of the Madison range from the top of the Sphinx<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_65086\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/dev-clm-blog.pantheonsite.io\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/top.jpg\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-65086\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-65086\" src=\"https:\/\/dev-clm-blog.pantheonsite.io\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/top-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"Top of the Sphinx, as seen from the saddle\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.clminternship.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/top-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blog.clminternship.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/top-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/blog.clminternship.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/top-400x300.jpg 400w, https:\/\/blog.clminternship.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/top.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-65086\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Top of the Sphinx, as seen from the saddle<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 The following conversation has\u00a0little\u00a0to do with the CLM internship, I just think it is quite funny. I was visiting a friend out in\u00a0Miles City\u00a0when I ran to the grocery store to grab supplies for our barbecue. 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